I had no idea RFK Jr’s brain worm was contagious, but MAGAts may want to get themselves scanned before parasite Elon Musk completely absorbs the ACA into his bank account of ill gotten gains. Only someone grappling with a conservative brain worm could, without an ounce of introspection, self-respect and understanding what this “America-thingie” is supposed to be about deliver a full-blown cult anthem to a foreign-born sociopath currently illegally and unconstitutionally destroying the liberal democracy that Nazi-admiring Republicans can only pretend to love.
I’ve learned in the rooms of recovery that a burden shared is a burden lessened, so in that spirit I beg you to forgive me for presenting you with the “Thank You Elon Musk” song and daring you to watch. If you like, check out the clip from my show (above) where I go through some of it and free-style my own interpretation of the lyrics.
Poorly written and performed by Alessandra Basher, I briefly entertained the notion that labeling herself a “stand-up comedian” may be a hint that this cacophony was merely a brilliant Andy Kaufman-esque performance art lampoon. Alas, she’s absolutely serious in her praise for the Nazi-saluting unelected South African sociopath degenerate who, like the domestic enemy he is, can’t help but gleefully dance on the sufferings of the American people and lie about all the harm he’s causing in the hope that his crimes against the people can continue.
Basher explained she felt compelled to write the song in response to the supposed “nonsense hate” Musk has received for dismantling federal agencies under convicted felon Trump’s mal-administration. It’s clear that Basher is inflicted with a serious case of “authoritarian follower” syndrome and lacks the moral, intellectual and psychological strength to function in the free, democratic nation that Trumpanzees loathe as too diverse and “woke” (AKA: being a decent person).
Due to his eager embrace of the Republican permission structure cultivating and validating the “average Joe” hate of the targeted minority group du jour, the unelected South African sociopath grifter has right wing dupes convinced he’s “saving” them from the burdens of having to display the minimal level of maturity required of adults who wish to engage in civic life in a free, diverse, modern democratic nation that promotes the general welfare over the welfare of intergenerational aristocracy.
It’s not enough that Republicans have spent years gargling the balls of a trust-funded felon; now they’ve moved on to deepthroating the boot of a billionaire who treats human beings like hosts from which to suck profit and discard.
America’s Framers Would’ve Hated This Shite
Let’s review some basic history: The United States of America was founded by people who literally went to war rather than submit to rule by an unaccountable elite whose intergenerational wealth justified their rule. The revolutionary generation pledged their lives, fortunes and sacred honor to each other to reject the divine right of kings—only for today’s so-called conservatives to grovel before a Q-anon-addled, trust fund baby who longs for for apartheid like he's the second coming of King George III.
When your political movement composes devotional hymns to trust-fund billionaires who unconstitutionally and illegally fire your fellow Americans and assault the government the founders created and entrusted to us, while lying to the public about how stupid we all are and all the great things he’s doing (just take his word for it) so he can suck more money into his bloated, taxpayer-padded, coffers, face it MAGAts—you're not patriots—you're pathetic.
And yet, here we are—watching grown adults sing about how Elon Musk has a "plan for our lives."
A “plan”? Sweetie, the “plan” is to extract wealth, exploit workers, and cosplay as Tony Stark while behaving like General Zod as the real engineers he abuses clean up his disasters. The only thing he’s “saving” anyone from is the dignity of a good-paying and stable government job, financial stability and a chance at a decent, middle class life.
Republicans Once Fauxraged Over Barack Obama’s “Celebrity” - Now They’re Worshiping a Reality TV Star and his Billionaire Owners
Remember when Republicans ran ads during John McCain’s campaign, attacking Barack Obama as a “celebrity”? Comparing him to "Paris Hilton," they scoffed at Americans who shed tears watching our first non-white President take the oath of office. Feeling threatened by America’s evolution, they dismissed us as being under the spell of an “empty suit” (and a tan suit, too!) Yet, here was a man not born into wealth, raised by a single mom, who earned his education through scholarships and student loans. Barack Obama was the very embodiment of the American Dream, and their disdain only highlighted their fear of progress.
Hypocrisy being the wind beneath their wings, the GOP is a party enthralled with not just “celebrity,” but the dumbest, most talentless celebrities imaginable. This is a party filled with people who clearly don’t get into politics for altruism. They degrade themselves on Cameo and appear on “Dancing with the Stars” and the “Mask Singer.” What else can we expect from a cult whose golden calf is a reality TV grifter who can’t string together a coherent sentence without threatening to invade a NATO ally. And now, their second messiah in their pantheon—Elon Musk, a man whose only innovation is convincing idiots that buying Twitter and turning it into a “safe space” for Nazis, transphobes and Russian disinformation bots is “saving free speech.”
Republicans Don't Want Freedom—they Want A Daddy To Rule Them
At its core, this pathetic Musk-worship reveals the truth about modern conservatism: They want a “daddy” to relieve them of the burden of growing up, thinking, educating themselves, evolving and doing the work that would make them capable of understanding how precious and fragile this system the founders created and entrusted to us truly is. Their definition of “freedom” is being able to misgender someone without any pushback rather than the freedom of, for example. going through a medical crisis without having to beg on “Go Fund Me” for care. You know, actual freedom guaranteed in the Constitution as well as society one would consider “great”.
A true “shining city on a hill” can’t be achieved by unfit, greed-centered grifter clowns, deplorable on all conceivable levels. Elon Musk couldn’t give a shite about anybody but himself, he’s racist and hateful to the core, eagerly spreads lies concocted in the bowels of the Kremlin, and is a thin-skinned, immature bully who is so thirsty for accolades from people more than half his age, he hires ringers to help him cheat on video games so he can brag about himself being a “top player,” and bans accounts that call it out.
He’s a billionaire welfare queen who built his empire on government subsidies and inherited wealth. He’s the poster child for why billionaires are anathema to freedom and democracy and shouldn’t exist.
The same Republican lickspittles who pine for the unelected South African grifter to trickle on them are part of the crowd that screeches about “globalists” while fellating a literal apartheid-era emerald mine heir who, alongside Peter Thiel, the billionaire who owns JD Vance, came of age under influence of unabashed racists and Nazis.
Republicans Don’t Need a Wall, they Need a Mirror
Republicans love to scream about “American values,” but their idea of patriotism is licking the boots of the wealthiest, most unaccountable men on Earth. The Founders fought a revolution to escape rule by monarchs and oligarchs—now these clowns are begging for it. The cognitive dissonance would be hilarious if it weren’t so dangerous.
The “Thank You Elon Musk” song isn’t just “cringe”, it’s a confession. Today’s MAGAt cult of the convicted felon and the democracy-loathing billionaires that own him don’t believe in America or the American values that actually make the nation great-democracy, freedom, equality, inclusion, the general welfare, self-respect and sure as hell doesn’t believe in the idea of “E Pluribus Unum”.
They want a king to “save” them from the responsibilities of having to share civilization with “others” who don’t think like them, believe like them or fit into the pecking order conservatives have designed for them. MAGAts want a god-emperor. They want feudalism. They want a king. They want to spread hate freely and without consequences, while pretending they’re the real victims. They want someone to tell them what to do because the responsibilities of citizenship in a multiracial liberal democracy nation of laws requires a level of maturity, decency, dignity and respect Republicans simply can’t muster.
Tragic. And exactly what the Founders warned us about.
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